Sunday, November 29, 2009

Everyone wants to get rich!!

Everyone wants to lead a better life, but they are just too lazy to work, they seize any opportunity that comes by and wait for the egg to hatch without doing anything...
Well, one must learn from all the successful people around us, which is they have one thing in common - hardworking, attitude.

Luck plays an important role, but hard work pays off at the end of the day.
Good example :
How can you expect selling things online, without promoting your websites?

Copying other people's adsense report card and misleading people that its your own work is definitely a no-no...

All these are the work of lazy people...

So people, of you want to be rich, you got to work hard!!

2012


Ratings from Me : 8.5/10
I personally like this movie very much, but is it true? Well,I hope its not...
Astrologist has proven that in the year-end of 2012 the planets are indeed going to be align in a straight line. But what will be the effect?
Mayan states that the World that we now live in will soon expire.
Climate changes around the globe are showing to us that the earth is sick.
But as a individual, i can only walk more instead of driving, use less air con, plant more greens...
turn off the tab and lights when not in use.
But above all is not practical, with all the snatch thief around, is it really safe to walk?
With all the reckless drivers, i am sure one day i will be knock-down
TNB(Malaysian One and Only Power Supplier) is doing a great job by conserving energy - Frequent breakdowns, shutdown, meltdown can save energy right...hehe
But plant more greens?? I don't think my country is practicing that...here they are chopping down trees faster than trees can grow.

Back to the 2012 story plot, that is something we cannot control since its the sun that causes the neutrinos to heat up the earth core.
What we can do is we try to achieve more in our life just in case the world really ends in 2012.
Forget about the Billion Euro trip, since not most of us can afford, that does not mean we cannot not save any money. In case the world do not end there, my life will definitely end there...haha

Picking up flying lessons perhaps??Or tied myself with balloons like the grandpa in 'UP'?

A lil thought, since now its the recession, if the world is really going to expire by 2012, should it be announced to the rest of the humanity?? Taking into account that the economy is already in a bad shape, why not eh?

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Still a little bit luck left

When all hell breaks loose, I still consider myself lucky to be lucky.

Several unfortunately things happen between the past 2 hours, even that, i felt there is still a tiny bit of luck left for me. Let me elaborate what happen, system screw itself up couple of hours ago, lots and i mean LOTS of things got delay. i was so hungry so i went out to get something to chew on, when i reach the 24hours supermart, i looked for my fav loaf of bread, OMFG, everything , everywhere is empty!! left only those short vanilla bun or gardenia twist watsoever...those are expensive and not filling(Yes, i am that broke, can't even spend 60 cents okie!!)

I stared a little longer, i notice one green bag, look carefully and YeS!, its a loaf of bread, I swear to god that,at that moment, i am happier than i found 1000 thousand bucks lying on the ground!You bet i am !!!
Paid the cashier and enjoying my bread now.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Annoying People @ WORK

Its not that I hate my work, I love what I am doing right now.
Learned a lot of new stuff, how to handle certain scenario and etc etc.

But there is always some annoying people,its either they are lazy, irresponsible,cock-talker, they are just everywhere, and I always got to cope with them.

There is this dude, who is so stingy and calculative, he gets off work on the dot. even though his work is not done, he will pass it over and just leave like that. But he is also gutless, there was once i pretend i did not hear him, and he shouted over the corridorr.
Fair enough all these idiots have their angel cover up their ass everytime. Its his luck i guess.

Then again, lazy people who comes in work late, take nap so often that he and she only work less than 5 hours a day.This people are not willingly to take any responsible either, but when it comes to end of the month or appraisal period, they will buckle up for that few days. theses people are plain soap opera actors.

There are people who likes to talk nonsense, they don't have the brain mouth filtering system attach when they are conceived, all day they just go Blah Blah Blah...BLah Blah...Blah Blah Blah...

There is also this dude recently got promoted and to outsiders from other department he is Mr.Know it All...but when he comes in all he do is pass his work to others and when u have any queries to ask him , he will pretend he is really busy and no time to entertain you.

that's about the people in my office.
No wonder this organisation is losing tonnes of money in this economic turmoil.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

April's MTV









Monday, April 06, 2009

Thunderstorm

Weather has been crazy lately, few days ago i was driving to work , what I could observe was lightning was everywhere, lightning strikes on my left and right sides, when i take a look at the rear view mirror, there it was again, i was like driving alone all the way to mexico in the storm although i was certainly not, but the thunder did give me that kind of feeling.

What if the lightning strikes me??
The probability was very low, if it wasn't the building serounding me, i won't be around typing this...

Here's an interesting article i found on the net, it appears that lightning strike on men more than women!


Friday, March 27, 2009

Jokes from LYN

Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.

Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..

Last but not least..
TV do not have virus, but h/p yes.. have VIRUS.. once get it, HABIS LA..

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Sorry...

I notice one farni thing today...

My sister likes to call her husband not by his name, not by an animals name "deer"...
It goes like this:-!!!
 
Sorry, Can u get that to me?
Sorry, Can u pass the tissue?
Sorry, Can u take the bag?
Sorry, Can u move over?
Sorry, Can u ask for the bill?
Sorry, Can i order this?
Sorry, Can u shut up!!??? - Dis is i imagine myself wan...


Saturday, March 21, 2009

Happy increases productivity!!!

One thing i notice the people in the office is efficient when they happy.
When trouble strikes them, they solved it, without any complaint, nowadays management people likes creative people, people that comes out with solution than complaining...

Let say you have stupid people working with you, when they face problem and they do not know what to do, they 1st thing that strikes their mind will be - DO NOT DO ANYTHING.

Hence, other people will sees this lad as lazy...thus lead to low productivity...
Well, in malaysia, lazy people tends to get a lot of help...due to the nature of the community...

So for the lazy people to be productive, you must provide them with EVERYTHING, from A-Z...
For Teh Tarik to Toilet paper, from Proper guidelines to telephone books thick contact list...
This will give them an easy life...Their brain will starts to root, by avoiding that they must start gossiping around, doing  alot of PR-ing during work, or log on to facebook or play online games...ZZZZzzzzz

Therefore happy people increase productivity.Give them less work!!!Provide them everything, they will have more time for customer, be more polite to customer, customer will come back to you...

And they do not need holiday, becuz to them, working is like holiday!!!
Only stressful people needs holidayz!

Sunday, March 08, 2009

Of tolls and ministers...

Few weeks ago, our beloved PM gave orders to put on hold for toll hikes, but from the way i sees it, its die die situation for the rakyat.

Primary reason i say that is due to common sense, what initial agree with the contractor and gov was to increase toll at a certain interval, when that is not accomplish, gov will have to compensate, how they plan to compensate during recession?are they so stupid to compensate ??

Another solution is to increase the period for the toll collection. Eg: initial plan was to collect toll RM1.50for 15 yrs, after the first 6 yrs, increase toll for 60 cents to RM2.10. Suddenly recession, gov say put on hold, but kennot pay you now, why not we have an admendment say something like you collect for extra 6 years make it 21 yrs, and you dun sue me for me not letting u increase toll okie? DEAL!!! RAKYAT SUFFERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssss

wtf man, why can't why can't why can't gov built the farking highway sendiri in the first place??
Scare something similar happen to MRR2 ?? or they got no money?? or try to suck the money from point A to point B??? As far as i know, singapore gov build, maintain and manage their highway, and its profitable, but over here, its profitable too but not to gov or they do actually make profit but not into the gov ledger that we do not know...

A cup of Tea

To manage a department is like making a nice cup of tea.
I always wanted to enjoy my cup of 'Cham' every morning. But the nature of my job denies it.

In order to make a nice cup of tea, you must 1st know the taste of each ingredient. Just like how you understands everyone in your department, how they do their work, how much can they willing to scacrifice their time.
What they want in return by the end of the day.

Secondly, you must know how much the amount of milk, tea and coffee to add in. Just like how u distribute work,but bear in mind that, adding too much like will make the tea taste awful. If you like coffee, add a decent amount, and not overdo it, else the taste of the coffee will 'covered' up all the others ingredient's taste.

Anyone can make a cup of tea, but to make a cup of tea that suits everyone is not what anyone can do.

Saturday, March 07, 2009

Once Upon A Time...

In a Far Far Away land call Bolehland, where people are protected againts news from outside world and social views...

There was 3 brothers, people will call them buddy from hell ("Bloody Hell")

The Big Brother got an inspiration to open a bakery shop on an island. He sells all sorts of bread.
Then being a citizen in Bolehland, medium brother also follow(copy-cat), but he wants to be special, so he market his bread brilliantly. His bread is made without egg (Tiada Telur...)
The youngest brother thought it will be great to be part of the legacy, he too wants to be special, 
he decided to sell only Doughnut (Depan boleh, belakang pun boleh...) 

Monday, March 02, 2009

Embrace yourself for IMPACT!!!

Finally someone from the Cabinet admits that we are in deep shit! 
and ask us to embrace it until the end of 2010... Now this makes me wonder...

RECESSION RECESSION RECESSION!!!

Recession is like Period, juz that it happens 10-15 yrs every interval, and each time it hit us, IT HIT HARD ON US~!  And it last an awful 2 -5 yrs depending on the action taken. Eg : Stimulus Package.

When it happened on '97 i was still sucking milk, but times are bad back then, now its even worse, 
cuz when everyone is worried sick about their future, our minister can still laugh.
And approve toll hikes prior one month ahead then decided to put it on hold UNDEFINITELY when the day comes, just to create suspense!!! 

I meant its either fark-lah is sleeping in meetings or he is trying hard to show that he is ignorant, and i don't find that he is CARING  Okey!!! Deciding things last minute shows that he is indecisive!

And so i am really sick of malaysia daily news, it is as entertaining as entertainment news, and i give no fuck to entertainment news, in fact i've stop reading both of them.When the whole world is trying hard to recover from the economy crisis, we are here bashing each other,  tips and tricks here and there. Just for the sake of publicity. 

How can u concentrate on the current situation when you are worrying on something else???
You are not a LADY, you cannot Multitask!!! And even though you can, you cannot excel in it!!!!

And if this attitude is going to go on, in the next election, "WHOEVER WIN, WE the rakyat LOSE

Friday, February 20, 2009

RON 97 to cost more in Malaysia

SYABAS Malaysia!!! Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Minister Datuk Shahrir Samad you fucked all malaysian again.

the reason given on why RON 97 will cost more because " He said this was to encourage consumers to use RON95, which was cheaper compared to RON97."

Then when everyone is using RON 95 , the demand gets higher they will complaint the cost of the subsidise is their burden, they will scarp it, that time we are really fucked up lor...RON 97 will cost 50cents more and minus the subsidise of RON 95 it will be like what? I  really cannot imagine lor...

Here's my suggestion, why not RON 97 stick with it, RM1.80, and RON 95 just sell it like how they judge the price of RON 97. then WE the RAKYAT will choose, and not YOU (Shahrir Samad) choose for US!
THIS IS Called Democracy!!! Our buying power is already so damn low, yet , you come out with all this silly approach to fuck with us... It may sound nice you are trying to help, but this is how all the rapist lure their victims!!!

Its Streamyx again...

Not Too long Ago (to be exact a year and a half)... I subscribe the ONLY broadband available in Malaysia back then, the service like any other bussinesses it was "Cekap" when it somes to marketing and promotions... So me being silly (or rather sohai) sign up the package, this is when i know what was hell actually feels like...Imagine u paid and get screwed how bad is that? to add salt (pepper and chili) to the wound , they actually fuck u right up without any notification...

1) Unlimited Broadband access - Its limited ok!!! due to the fact that , in one month i dun exactly get 7 x 24 hours of surfing. it MUST be interrupted no matter what. Although they say speed is at best efford, but i doubt they put in any afford lor... Its either slow connection or frequent disconnectivity.

2) Call Center - When you call them up to complaint , You must at least wait 5-10 mins, i think they really suffering from this bussiness providing such low-efficient service hence getting so many complaints daily...To make matter worse each time you call, the agents treats u like a small kid, 1st they ask you to do troubleshooting, come'on la...you think we all first time calling you mer? I think this is why all the subscribers need to wait so long to lodge a complaint.

But the do make improvement, i remember the first generations of streamyx agents will ask u to create a NEW manual dialer AFTER asking you to restart ur modem and using direct connection.

then the 2nd generation, they will ask you to flush the dns, and also again restart the modem...
There was this one time, they even asked me to unplug my phone line for fucking 15 mins just to let the system knows i am disconnected, this is so not making sense!!! TELEKOM MALAYSIA hire not only stupid MANAGEMENT STAFF, but this fucking stupid MANAGEMENT STAFF in return HIRE OR OUTSOURCE TO EVEN DUMB AGENTS as CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENTS. Don't they have any knowledge on networking? we are talking fucking 15 mins here ok!!!

and the 3rd generation , they've improved, they will play this ULTRA loud silly women screaming while u're waiting for ur agent for u to screw. She SCREAM like this " MAKE SURE UR DSL LIKE IS SCATTERLY LITE, and not BLINKING." " TRY TURNING YOUR MODEM ON AND OFF ".
Then finally you are thru, speaking to the agents, the line get disconnected, you've got to go thru all over again, only this time, they say they will change the port for you... Right after that, you CANNOT ONLINE anymore!!! and guess what, they pretty part is that, its friday!
That makes you no connections for 3 days, because this technician (Specialist idiots) don't work 24 x 7 you see .

And i notice nowadays they high tech d, can change your IP for you...I thought initially STREAMYX is using Dynamic IP, suddenly they can change your IP, they must be treating user like really stupid kid. I would not want to waste my time dealing with small fry, cause that does not satify my urge... 

Again, I Salute you Government of Malaysia for the appointment of such dumb Minister and therefore awarding TM to provide such service to screw your citizens upside down...

Saturday, February 07, 2009

Chinese New Year Came and Went

21,Mahjong,Poker, Yee Sang, Cookies, Cakes and lots of lots of food...This is how i spend my CNY. And i am still in the CNY holiday mood!!

Broke my new year resolution towards the last week of january...damn sad over it.

I am looking forward for the year of moo(Cow) , somehow or rather i feel like a bull, energize ready to go. Just like when i drive, when i am the 1st car at the tracfic light, i am always when the light turns green, provided i did not slip the clutch and the car died-_-"...damn lame okie??esspecially my 30 yrs sister sitting beside me and laugh loudly...

So how i spend my CNY, i basically stayed in pj and did not went back to hometown, which was quite sad, cause i wanted to go back so badly...anyways, had great time with friends over mahjong, with everyone else winning, left me losing :( but no worries, not much...not much...just few thousand cents...muahahaha

I am not going to celebrate valentine this year!!! mainly due to working and still am single..hehe
enjoying bachelor's life wei....

Friday, January 23, 2009

Waiting For This!!!


yeah...

Ong Ah...This Year Sure Ong!!!

Gong Xi Gong Xi

Gong Xi Gong Xi
This Chinese New Year is going to be a very quiet Chinese New Year, due to the fact is that Mum is pretty conservative with money these days...

But worry no more, we still have mandarin oranges, shandy and mahjong tiles ready!!!
So we are going to mahjong all day and night, regardless the labu airport is going to be built or not, malaysia is going to be in recession state a not, Badawi is staying in malaysia built hotel in abu dhabi a not...

So yeah...this year we are celebrating without abalone and shark fin...say NO to cruelty ma right??

this will be safely kept at palace group for the time being...

Everything is ready, mahjong tiles, drinks, cookies, mandarin oranges!!!
I've clean my room, but it still looks the same...Some stuff are good to be leave it as it is...hehe
But my room is clean!!!

Hope you guys lou sang lou until foong san shui hei in this Ox year!!
So everyone dun be ngong cow cow sit at home this chinese new year okie?must go out cow luis!

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Beyoncé - I wish I was the boy in the music video...

Beyoncé - If I Were A Boy

I knew she sing pretty well, but what I did not know is that she looks good too!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVTyLqkez6A

colbie caillat - Those little things...

Decided to put all together-gether...

Guess what, I'm waiting for 8 am to come...
This is what I do besides work...
Its Caturday by the way~~~

品冠 - 那些女孩教我的事


品冠 戴佩妮 - 半生熟


品冠 - 爱情不能作比较



This one must post cause the girl in jay chou's mtv all very chun~~

Jay Chou - Qi Li Xiang


周杰伦 - 断了的玄


周杰伦 梁心颐 - 珊瑚海



周杰伦 - 说好的幸福呢




周杰倫 - 給我一首歌的時間
This girl very Hot!~

品冠 - 後來的我們

品冠 - 後來的我們

Things i DID Again When I'm Bored @ Work!
(At least I'm not asleep)

品冠 梁靜茹 - 明明很愛你

品冠 梁靜茹 - 明明很愛你

Things I Do When I'm Still Bored @ WORK (II)...

Way Back Into Love - 品冠 & 梁靜茹

Way Back Into Love - 品冠 & 梁靜茹

Things I Do When I'm Bored @ WORK!