Thursday, July 26, 2007

Me and Lenny



here are some pictures of me and Lenny the koala...

basically we have things in common, we eat and sleep...sharp fingernails...and very picky with food...

then we have the koala closet relative, the Wombat!!




then we also have the Little Penguin from philip island or isit stephen island...





then we also have the australian (wallabies) delicacy...



then there is sheep shearing...poor sheep...being hurdle around by the border collie then kena shove during the winter...merrrrrrrr...merrrrrrrrrrr.........


Wednesday, July 25, 2007

The 7 wonders of colors...

for now, i still cannot think of the other 6 but lets just make things easier...

Have u guys ever use those blue water thing that changes the water inside ur toilet bowl into blue color and emits fragrance??
its blue right?
then after u pee on it...it will either change to green or greenish...
this is how to tell ur pee is yellow or brown...
i wonder it works on shit anot...

*airplanes toilet are small...

Monday, July 23, 2007

jetstar vs airasia

with low budget airliner growing like mushroom in recent years not every low cost liner manage to keep their plane in good condition...

today jetstar make an emergency landing in Bali after one of its engine failed.(source channel 7 news)
I am glad air asia is still flying...

Women can be Evil

watch desperate housemate housewives just now...
if a women wants anything she will do anything to get it...
this is very much true...
she will even lie to herself that the guy type the wrong text message...
she will think of many excuses for him or for her...
she might even act pregnant to lie to the whole world...just like that bree did in the show...
more to come , the end is not seen anywhere near...
everyone is dreaming, no one is awake...

hou keing oo!!!!!

life in sydney

1)people here that have lands in their home will plant fruit trees as their interest...
2)weather here can grow fruits that i can't get in malaysia so often and cheap.
3)people here are friendly
4)places around here are clean
5)drivers are polite
6)Korean fuds sucks, their chilli sucks!!
7)vietnamese food are so so...
8)KFC and MacD are much more healthier than those in malaysia
9)life here is relaxing, not so stressful and war-like in malaysia
10)some suburbs has different nationality colonise them(well, things has changed now)
11)cars are cheap here
12)rentals and houses are expensive here
13)strict law enforcement
14)cleaner air
15)nicer flower
16)greener grass
17)more variety of birds
18)clearer lake water
19)lots of yatch!
20)lots of more to come...

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Black friday

Every 13th of the month that falls on friday is indeed a black friday...You got to believe it...while we were checking in at the airport last friday, we was stuck there almost an hour because of some error occur with my aunty's visa...but thanks to everything, it was finally resolved...

Then the flight was delayed for an hour...suddenly the gate was opened again and suddenly it was displaying final call on the board.We quickly rush to the C16 gate to get ready to check on and board the plane...

But then, We sat in the plane for an hour or so...waiting for passengers again....from another airline...because it was co-sharing plane to sydney...we had our supper, then i slept a while...
Then shit happens again...i was having stomachache...can u imagine....shitting in a 2x3 cubicle??
well, i did and it stinks badly...

after that, we arrived in sydney airport...but the sniffer dog a beagle kept sniffing on my shoes, i was so scare that the guard would ask me to remove my shoes...but i think it was because of the smell of my family dog, bobby....

after that, everything was fine...and the weather was ok for me when the wind is not blowing...else i will be freezing...

can't imagine if i was in canada during chirstmas...minus 9 degree....how can people talk anymore??

comments please everyone!!!

will be touring the sydney opera house tommorrow for AUS$16.00...that's equivalent to RM48.00...

Everything is multiply by 3 here...so souvenier will be a dream for all my frens...
People here earns more money than working in malaysia!!!
Per annum people here earns about 40K!
living standards depends on how u spend...is either u can cook urself everyday, and have some economical sports!!eg:jogging or cycling...or tennis (tennis court can be found in parks, no need to booked or pay)
there is no fat people here...only tall people...
comments!!!!

ming

Friday, July 13, 2007

sigh...

hours before my flight to sydney, i drank a bad soya bean, this makes me wanna puke...having gases in my stomach like linkin park having concert...terrible...so affraid i might vomit on the plane...

everythings is all packed, no digital camera with me, thus not much picture...hehe...but i hope that before my flight i will feel ok, i really hope not to puke on the plane and on the way to the airport the road sucks...yes, it sucks!!!bouncy like beyounce...yes this is how i discribe the roads in malaysia...suck!!!

all the important begs are all pack, biscuit in case i am hungry...i will be drinking on the plane, hopefully not too much, i don't wanna get drunk and get into trouble with the flight marshall...

that's all for the time being...will update as much as possible...

I LOVE YOU -POH! dun watch so much harry potter...

Monday, July 09, 2007

Heartache

When i opened up the plastic beg, you were turtle, only your head can be seen, your mouth is wide open.I can't see any sign of breathing...you were not alive anymore...lower part of your body is covered by your house you used to hide inside.
I thought you must be trap while transporting and with all the vibrations and motion you went through thus you were not alive now...
On my way back, only plastic beg sounds, no squeaking sound from you...i was to shy to give seats to a pregnant lady, or was i too tired of what i've been through.
I quickly unwrapped the plastic beg, dispose all the unnecessary stuff, that was i notice you were missing!!!Hope i sense...there was movement in the house you used to hide from danger.You were looking out from the window sniffing around...i bought u outside and try to let you out from your little hut, but perhaps you know what i was doing, you refuse to come out, you struggling to get back into your safe zone, your hands were holding onto the side of the door, u keep climbing into the house.
i gave up, i left your little hut for you, i got back into my little hut to get your food for you, knowing that u hated them, but that's all that u got and that's all that i can give...you were loitering around the new environment or you new home, you left your little hut, went behind the bushes, and when i called for your name you responded by appearing in front of me, i talked to you, hoping that you will pay attention and understand what i must do this...leaving you there is because i have no other options...you seem pretty excited with the new place, and i hope you will enjoyed it...take care and stay safe

i felt so sad to leave you there, while i am typing this, i am wondering what you are doing right now, were you sleeping like you used to be, is it too cold for you, are you use to the new place, is there any squirrel disturbing you??lots of worries...but no choice...wanted alicia to adopt you but she was too far right now, wanted to give it to adrian, but lazy to do the explanation.
Hate me...hate myself...

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

How ah Beng can you be???

Malaysian likes to modify their car, but just how far would they go in modifying their car???
this trend begun way right after i was born i think...this is when our prime national car was produced, and also some hong kong movie influence...

But some of this modification are reasonable since the national car producer aren't so kind to malaysian citizen, they giving us cock stuff with abalone price...right after the warranty period or the clocked mileage , everything will go haywire...power windows, bearing, gearbox, central locking and etc.This minor minor things dun look down on them ok!!!they exist for a purpose therefore are quite useful therefore when it fails it will give u a terrible headache!!and time consuming to replace them at the authorize service center if u are going for a claim...

One morning i heard a suggestion broadcast over the radio saying that if he is able to invent something on a car, he will invent a automated billing system, so whenever a component in the car is not functioning the car producer will send the owner a cheque...cool eh!!!

but too bad, you think they will spend money in R&D in that??haha....they rather sell MV Agusta for one euro than doing that...

So once in a while u heard a fren of urs bought a new car.
Let's say is a myvi, so he is not happy with the handling of the initial rim provided, so the first thing he will do is to change to a better performance light weight sports 16" rim with low profile tyre...Then some ah beng that is not so rich will opt for 'skirting' on the car, let the vivi/wawa look more feminine...

The next thing that came across my mind is to change the air filter and ekzos, depending on your budget; is either u will be ah beng or better off ah ngau...
On top of that, stabilizer bar front and back , left and right side, bottom and top if applicable, the more the better, more stable ma...
those much better off guys will change to HID lamp, then tint their car kaw kaw...one layer not enough, make it two!!!

After a few weeks or month, they will change the ECU then suspension and brakes(some ah beng will just install the brembo brake COVER la...dun think i dunno okie, i was once ah beng too!!)

Then they will add turbo, intercooler, microcompressor, plus turbo meter or termometer on the dash board. Fuel atomization devices and so on...

So loaded bugger will just swapped in a different engine that fits the car...then add in super powerful woofer and a powerful amplifier, some might need to add a high capacity capacitor for the extra burst of boost else the engine might be dead for a second or two if the woofer taking in too much power then ur will see the HID blinking like ur DSL LED on your modem...

Then they will fit in a in-dash 7"-8" monitor for dvd or karaoke...perhaps a reverse camera for safety purpose...

Then they will fit in recaro sports seats...by now ah beng's car might be very fuel consuming or more or less the same...same goes to everyone okie???

when ur car ages, fuel consumption increases...this is a fact...with carbon deposition and metal fatigue, ur engine won't be performing that well anymore...

Spend so much money to modify a car might as well buy a better car right??wrong!!! Human are alway not satisfied with what they have, that is for most of the case...minority might still be sticking back to the basic.
A Ferrari owner will still modify his Ferrari, add in fuel saving devices that provides performance at the same time, because Ferrari is a beast!!it consumes more than u drink...

My fellow malaysians, modifying ur car is okay, but don't over do it okie???dun vrrooommmm vrroommmmm around the neighborhood can???

phank you...