Tuesday, April 25, 2006

windows warning...

wow, amazing news i recieve this morning, the next time u update ur windows, better beware not to simply check every box of the windows updates.it seems that they are going to display the annoying msg on ur desktop if ur windows is not genuine...On the other hand, those who wants to make sure their OS is genuine a not?u guys can give it a try, if nth turn on when u restart ....TA DAAAA~~~~it means ur OS is genuine!If not u are cursed man!!

windows is only implementing this procedure in 5 country only, and malaysia one of the lucky ones to be selected!!WOOHOO~~~i always believe the motto MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!

so, for those who are thinking switching onto other OS like redhat,it a wise choice since Mr.Gates and his advisor are taking steps to add several more zeros in their account...

one guy told me that,its always better to make a not-so-rich uncle a little richer, than to make a rich uncle a lot more richer...true!
Your Birth Month is August

Ambitious and strong, you find it easy to be successful.You are brave and stubborn. No one's going to set your limits!
Your soul reflects: Strength, character, and devotion
Your gemstone: Peridot
Your flower: Poppy
Your colors: Orange, red, and light green

What Does Your Birth Month Mean?



Poppy is my type of flowers??i thought poppy flower is the raw material to make drugs...
it sounds to me that i am a saint, am i??
You Are 18% Evil
You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!
How Evil Are You?

Monday, April 24, 2006

aeroplane...

X:why aeroplane can fly??

Y:b'cuz it has wings!!!

Z: whisper also got wing, why kennot fly??

Y:(-_-")...

FATT LAN ZHA!!~~

once upon a time in a smart city called siberjaya lived 4 friends in a small hut.
One day a couple in the house argue over a small matter, in order to calm down ,the male was accompany by another male fren out for a walk...

then the joke started, the female was all alone with another male fren, this particular male fren juz woke up from bed ( usual thing he will do in the noon)...

male:eh!how come u din go out with them for lunch??

Female: juz suddenly not correct 'key' with X, so din go out lor...

Male: aih....all the guys are like that wan lar...unlike "us" , so understanding (in mandarin xi xin)~~~~

Female: (WTF???)...us???

2nd incident
X:eh, where is G(A MALE)??

Y: oh, his "relative" came visit him today, so he is taking a day off.

X:relative???in siberjaya (this world) only got 4 of us wor, still got other human being wan??

Y: relative means" dai yi ma " la....yor!!!

X: ohh...understand understand...

Lots of indication that the guy G is mutating into another form this is wat we called evolution, juz like from ape to this 4 human beings...
recently i read a article about a guy being pregnant...perhaps G can have a look...is called www.maleprenancy.com


cheers...

Friday, April 21, 2006

i am sick...

yeah...my initiative was good, i wanted to play sports...but heavy rain,so heavy that before i reach the indoor court, my cloths were all soak in water.

now i am having running nose...slight cough...regreting of not puchasing the HLA insurance.
i used to tell my fren, its been long time since last time i was sick, really sick...lying the bed whole day.
i also used to tell them, hopefully i can get sick , so that i got an excuse to rest, life had been really busy, u might see me lepak here and there, but i am busy u know...haha

this time i think i am really sick...i am so affraid of fever...everything i touch seems to be so hard even my pillow, i have no energy, everything i eat is tasteless...i only get to eat fish porridge...

sick is so terrible...cannot walk around...alwiz so sleepy...

i think i need to sleep...forever....

funny questions...

i have this frens who like to ask funny funny questions, sometimes only funny funny people can answer her questions...

Q:why there is 2 lane during uphill and 1 lane during downhill?
A:(answered by a funny funny person which i personally was amazed!)cuz during uphil , if the car in front is slow u can overtake, not dangerous, but if downhill, its dangerous to overtake as ur car might go out of control...

depends on situation and enviroment , the way she ask questions sometimes might scare us...althought she may seem very serious like asking u for donations, but actually she is asking u how to fix pc...well,wonderful ppl like this...encounter once already vomit blood...

arghhhh....

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

idiotic driver

Well,today i met a person that drives like an idiot from china,brazil etc...

Well, he was driving his GF's car(a kenari)...forgotten wat is the fucking number plate but i was really pissed when he 'tail-gating' really close to me while i was taking corner...then when the lane was merging from 3 into 1, he squeeze it through...dirty lane he was in , and me of cuz in the clean lane...(shud i say racing line...we wasn't racing man)And i was aware that he was close behind me...juz overtake me, if i am slow...but GOD DAMN IT, a kenari only...how can overtake???but stupid moves are not meant to be done on road...if u wanna show ppl u are good in driving skills, get down to the track...let's see how great you are...DAMN fucking ipoh ppl, from samtet, mother is a teacher , that prays to jesus, and act like a scum-beg...hooligan...

maybe next time i will juz let him squeeze in...hopefully he met other road bully smack him in his face, and stuff hard rock right into his arse...

Burn in hell LIN EN SHU...
for god sake kenari...not even an iswara...fuck off la~~~
who are you to me^.^"???haha=))

Thursday, April 13, 2006

what ur birthday signify??

wanna know wat ur birthday signify??
msg me...i will post it ...that way, i can remember ur birthdate too!!hehe

cheers...
ming

8月21日 醒目之人

8月21日出生的人经常会为保护自己不受到世人的窥探而奋战,可惜的是,这种努力往往徒劳无功。他们非常注重隐私,希望不被外界打扰,安安静静地过日子,但是这种愿望对他们来说却挺奢侈的。许多在这一天出生的人都习惯于隐藏自己的感情、想法与观念,除非遇到信任的人,否则绝不会轻易透露。然而,对于不是靠演员这行饭维生的来说,要他们当众作戏,简直就像要他们睁眼说瞎话一样不自在,更讽刺的是,他们越是想隐藏自己,就越会受到大众的关注,因此,在他们生命中始终有两股势力在交战:一是想隐藏自己的本能冲动;一是外界不断要求他们展现自己的压力。
有时候,凭着出色的外表或突出的个性,8月21日出生的人想要别人不对他们格外注目,实在很难,但是只要他们能接受这种无法改变的事实,并为自己在社会中取得适当的位置,到头来,终究是会学到该如何在必要的情形下与他人分享私生活,而不用为这种事承受太多不必要的痛苦与难堪。为了逃避世人给他们的压力,他们在寻求慰藉时有时会表现出怪异的行为来,这些举动不仅会伤害他们自己,还会连累家人。
如果他们本身没有那么不寻常,或他们所做的事、所从事的职业不那么具有争议性的话,这些出生于8月21日的人,就不会在公众与个人私生活之间产生太大的冲突。一般而言,出生于今天的人给人的第一印象是有点退缩的,而且事实上,人们也很难与他们建立关系,因为他们很少会采取主动,成为先开口说话的人,甚且,他们也不会矫枉过正地主动取悦他人,因此难免会给人冷淡疏远的印象。造成这种行为的原因,通常是因为他们想维持独来独往或是不介入人事的生活方式。这些行为表面上看起来虽然显得与人格格不入,但背后却隐藏着他们十分不寻常的一面,假设人们能够了解他们独特的想法或真实的性格,一定会欣羡、赞赏有加。
8月21日出生的人在家庭中能扮演相当称职的角色,尤其是女性;而不管是男性或女性,出生于今天的人都能成为维护社会稳定的中流砥柱。遇到他们认为必须坚持的事。他们会毫不迟疑地展现自己的风采,让他人明白自己的观点,或声明自己的独立性,即使这些举动可能会引起骚动亦在所不惜。有些出生于今天的人,或许会为了他人的缘故而自愿压抑自己的需求,但绝不会被迫这么做。
出生于8月21日的人最不能忍受专制,假道学与谄媚的人。除此之外,他们也很难被愚弄或被收买,相反的,只要晓以大义,不用激烈的手段强迫他们,他们会是极为乐善好施的人。
感官或性爱表达对于他们来说是相当重要的,不过要小心不可过度纵欲,因为他们自己就是极富吸引力与诱惑力的人。而家庭与社会工作最能满足他们情感与精神上的需求,并能帮他们找出实践自我的途径。 幸运数字和守护星 8月21日出生的人会受到数字3和木星的影响。受数字3影响的人通常都很有企图心,甚至还有点专横自大。虽然,木星所带来的乐观与心胸宽阔会使人达到制约来衡的效果(加上狮子的主宰行星--太阳的乐观面,影响力又多了一倍),出生于今天的人还是要小心留意,不要让自己过于想支配他人,这种支配欲有时挺顽固的,甚至会以沉默不语来表达他们的不甚认同。一般说来,受制于数字3的人,以及更特定的说,出生于8月21日的人必须留意防范不要树立太多敌人,因为他们很容易引起他人的敌意与嫉妒。通常,伴随着数字21的人,都有一副美丽的外表。健康 一般而言,8月21日出生的人会表现出想要保护与培育他人的特质,这对家人的健康会有很大的助益。然而,如果太在乎自己及所爱之人的幸福与健康的话,也会给自己带来太大的压力,过度紧张的结果,就可能会罹患胃溃疡或十二指肠溃疡等疾病。好在,不管是例行性的检查或个别问题的特别检查,这一天出生的人并不排斥看医生。刚开始,他们也许会对顺势疗法怀疑,但是最后还是会很实际地学着不去排斥它,如果真有疗效,就更容易接受了。 建议 试着在社会压力下保持平静,才能在公私之间取得生活上的平衡。尽量学着信任别人,不要太快就对别人妄下断语。弄清楚你想拥有的情感。 名 人 贝西(Count Basie)美国乐团领导人,也是钢琴家与作曲家。
台湾电视节目主持人张小燕,50年代曾为知名童星,其后走红电视界达30年,影视界的大姊大人人尊称为[小燕姊],代表作《综艺100》、《周末派》、《超级星期天》等。
香港演员缪骞人,以《投奔怒海》、《最爱》等片红于80年代,与《喜福会》导演王颖结婚后息影。
美国歌星与词作者肯尼罗杰斯(Kenny Rogers)。
张伯伦(Wilt Chamberlain)美国篮球中锋,曾获七次NBA得分王、11次篮板球王与四次最有价值球员的头衔。
美国心理学家兼作家杨诺夫(Arthur Janov),是原发治疗法的发现者,著有《初声尖叫》(Primal Scream)。 塔罗牌 大秘仪塔罗牌的第21张是[世界],牌面上有一位女神手持权杖在奔跑,她拥有无尽的力量,穿越全世界以展示真理。这张牌表示,在这个星球上没有什么是得不到的。牌面正立时,这张牌代表报酬优厚、人格正直;牌面倒立时,则指出巨大的障碍、精神涣散以及自怜的性格。 静思语 在音乐中,两种声音之间会产生出另一种空间,因为它们是在同一时间内发生的。 优点 冷静、有支持力、愿意保护他人。 缺点 过度保护、退缩、规避现实。

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

ying yang

every myth always have a story behind, every 名句精华(idiom)also possessed this same law.
ying yang...means what is happening now, there will be a exactly opposite thing taking place in another dimension or on the other side of the world...

whenever there is a death , there is a birth...
u might happily celebrating ur birthday here, but on the other side of the world,a war is going on , the kid same age as u , might be lighting up bomb's fuse instead of candles.

ur house is renovating,u moved into ur new home...an earthquake juz struck Iran last week, many bricks houses turns into dust...

u might be happily playing football, a kid might juz step on a field full of mine.

u might be listening to ipod , ppl might be tapping ur phone line...

u might be very happily watching tv with ur loves ones, others might be fighting over the remote control.

u get ready to go to bed, others might be taking over the night shift.

u might be happily enjoying ur self in a dinner , ur admirer might be committing suicide...

well...i speak too much...juz that, i am so in mood in blogging today, or should i say when i am really tired, i am really into blogging...

cheers...
ming

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Big Man with a Big Heart

have you ever see a big guy that weights almost 200 pounds, hairy chest,big size, like a bouncer cried over a small matter.
This particular matter must have been really important to him. things running thru my mind was, his love ones passed away?his true love was leaving him?the only thing that makes a Man cry over it must be really painful, emotionally painful...
If u ever encounter such situation, if u know this big guy, give him a hug!
Need not say anything, juz a hug will do, a hug says it all!!!

Trust me ...

small guy with a big heart that cries before...(ming)

失忆

amnesia...that is what the title says.
all of the sudden i wish i have this problem, if my birthday is tommorow, i will definitely make this wish.

once i wake up in the hospital, i will be like "who am i ", "what i am doing here", "who are you guys".

Fren #1:Hi, how are you feeling?do u remember who am i ?we came here a few days ago, but u were still unconcious.
Fren#2:on the far left , the girl in the pic , she is the one u admire all these while.she came yesterday too!
Me:(have a glimps on the pic,and the feeling is strange,not intersted in "stranger")Well, you can tell her that not to worry anymore, i won't be bug her anymore.No matter i can recall my memory a not,the decision is still the same.
Me:How do i behave last time?Have i ill-treat anyone of my frens?
Fren #3:Well, u are a cheerful guy, juz that u like to play around.yeah...u do have some one u dislike, u alwiz talk about him, sometimes we wonder , if u hate him so much , why u kept mentioning him??
Fren#4:you are able to keep secret fairly well, i guess now eternally...keke...
Fren#5:you have a high EQ, u are able to handle emotion smartly.there was once , u were so down, many problems crops up, and u can still maintain ur cheerful look, ur looks can be decieving.but you told me that deep down inside u can't sleep at night...whenever u have problems u will have insomnia.
Me:is this a sort of "relife"for me?maybe GOD gave me this chance to become another person, the more i think , the less i wanna know about my past.What had pass have passed.No regrets, furthermore i don't even remmeber what i've done.All i can do now is , pray for forgiveness , for the sin that i have done.hope what Son of Lord did for me is worth.
Fren#6:Let's juz see, u might regain ur memory, and u will become the"old" you again.
Fren#7:We promise each other that we shall go on a tour once we graduate.Are u still with us?
Fren#8:last time, between friends and girls, u will op for going out with girls rather than friends...what about now?
Me:most of my friends are girls??most of the girls are my friends too right??
Fren#9:i still owe u money, in ur head, whoevers owes u money, u will surely remember, even though we return it to u already.
Me:if money can buy back my memories...i rather keep the money...living in hospital is not cheap u know!!!
Fren #10:u take care of ur stuff pretty well, the older they are, u liked them most...u are like an"uncle" that likes antique...
Me:I am juz loyal...
Fren #11:when u type , u dislike using punctuations...such as comma's and full stop.
Me: i still do the same now...that's a habit, not memories...hehe:D, i am having amnesia not habit-sia.
Fren#12:when u are talking to someone u dislike, u like to "perli" them all the way...u force ppl to the wall, so close to the wall that they will jump off the cliff.
Fren#13:you can be really scarastic to someone that u dislike too!
Fren#14:when u drive agressively, u can be like a road bully...
Fren#15:It's pretty easy for u to apologise.like "i am sorry".
Fren#16:sometimes u can be really quiet, juz like now.
Me:i do not know how to respond. the person u are talking about is totally stranger to me.All i know now is , i hate the person u guys are describing,it's juz not pleasant.
Fren#17:That's weird , but that's is what u are last time.
Fren#18:maybe what he says is true, this is a reborn to him.But u must always bear in mind that, u can forget all of us here today, but u must always remember ur family...they are important to you...
Fren#19:mayb he is just refuse to remember, listen to his tone, he is so reluctant.He is still as sturburn as last time.
Fren#20:here are some of ur fav cd's from ur fav artist...try to catch up for some new songs too!u love news songs and also love songs.

Well,if one day i really have amnesia, please do not show me this script.i might be happier having amnesia for the rest of my life...

ming