jokes...(not so mean ones)...

FIRST of all before some jokes that i was gonna to share with u guys, here is a site i recommend to you guys...for those who are intersted in pets and wanna get one, pls try out these site it's really good...http://www.craftseni.com/spca-gallery/index.php originate from the spca in malaysia...but this is the direct link so that u guys won't have a problem clicking here and there esspecially to those who are not so smart....hehehe....

secondly, i hate technology deeply recently , i said that perhaps these few days those technology that was helping me all these while kinda suddenly get out of hand...first there was my hard disk... then it was the msn kept hangging , tried to fixed it couldn't , then my pc kept frezzing kinda like lagging here and there where ever i press, but it's not low on memory, scan for viruses but not found...i think it's time to format it...but i am too lazy to do that...to much hassle!!!

And lastly...because i was trying so hard to whack a mosquito with a electric bat...i accidently whack my keyboard...and some of the button are malfunctioning!!!damn!!

alright, enough of 'jazz and funk' {aka=junk},
well, here is a conversation between me and my fren on deciding what cake to buy for our frens birthday...

Conversation No.1
GY:have u ask jiao when she free arr?

ME: not yet ler...no time recently...

GY:wat cake she like ar ?

ME:(thinking very hard and simply said)BANANA cake laa...

GY:okla then we buy banana cake and ask the cake shop ppl to put some icing on top then can liow!wakakaka

ME:woi!!now hor...got banana birthday cake wan larr...no need so mah fan d...

GY:ohh...i dunno ma...

ME: But hor..dun buy those cake that we ate recently la...tried out sumthing new...her birthday but we end up eating more than her wan...haha...

GY:yalo yalo..so wat cake u've been eating??

ME: (talking non sense again)BIRTHDAY cake loo...hahaa...chocolate cake la ...U?

GY: Chocolate cake arr...very 'yik hei' wan..(meaning very heaty)

ME: so u wan to put some leong hoon in??

GY:....

(actual conversation might differ from the above...way too long and with a lot of crap)

conversation 2...

ME:hey...i know u in aust now...but u know our fren jiao, her birthday is coming soon...u wanna ''kap''for her birthday cake??so that all of us will be paying less!!hehe

WT:...(probably answer WTF!!!)

conversation 3

ME:hey, i recently brought a present for a fren but i am affaird she might not like it...

may: won't one!!!when ppl dun like , they won't tell u wan!!~~

ME:...(true also hor)...