Jokes from LYN

Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.

Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..

Last but not least..
TV do not have virus, but h/p yes.. have VIRUS.. once get it, HABIS LA..

Sorry...

I notice one farni thing today...

My sister likes to call her husband not by his name, not by an animals name "deer"...

It goes like this:-!!!

 

Sorry, Can u get that to me?

Sorry, Can u pass the tissue？

Sorry, Can u take the bag?

Sorry, Can u move over?

Sorry, Can u ask for the bill?

Sorry, Can i order this?

Sorry, Can u shut up!!??? - Dis is i imagine myself wan...

Happy increases productivity!!!

One thing i notice the people in the office is efficient when they happy.

When trouble strikes them, they solved it, without any complaint, nowadays management people likes creative people, people that comes out with solution than complaining...

Let say you have stupid people working with you, when they face problem and they do not know what to do, they 1st thing that strikes their mind will be - DO NOT DO ANYTHING.

Hence, other people will sees this lad as lazy...thus lead to low productivity...

Well, in malaysia, lazy people tends to get a lot of help...due to the nature of the community...

So for the lazy people to be productive, you must provide them with EVERYTHING, from A-Z...

For Teh Tarik to Toilet paper, from Proper guidelines to telephone books thick contact list...

This will give them an easy life...Their brain will starts to root, by avoiding that they must start gossiping around, doing  alot of PR-ing during work, or log on to facebook or play online games...ZZZZzzzzz

Therefore happy people increase productivity.Give them less work!!!Provide them everything, they will have more time for customer, be more polite to customer, customer will come back to you...

And they do not need holiday, becuz to them, working is like holiday!!!

Only stressful people needs holidayz!

Of tolls and ministers...

Few weeks ago, our beloved PM gave orders to put on hold for toll hikes, but from the way i sees it, its die die situation for the rakyat.

Primary reason i say that is due to common sense, what initial agree with the contractor and gov was to increase toll at a certain interval, when that is not accomplish, gov will have to compensate, how they plan to compensate during recession?are they so stupid to compensate ??

Another solution is to increase the period for the toll collection. Eg: initial plan was to collect toll RM1.50for 15 yrs, after the first 6 yrs, increase toll for 60 cents to RM2.10. Suddenly recession, gov say put on hold, but kennot pay you now, why not we have an admendment say something like you collect for extra 6 years make it 21 yrs, and you dun sue me for me not letting u increase toll okie? DEAL!!! RAKYAT SUFFERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssss

wtf man, why can't why can't why can't gov built the farking highway sendiri in the first place??
Scare something similar happen to MRR2 ?? or they got no money?? or try to suck the money from point A to point B??? As far as i know, singapore gov build, maintain and manage their highway, and its profitable, but over here, its profitable too but not to gov or they do actually make profit but not into the gov ledger that we do not know...

A cup of Tea

To manage a department is like making a nice cup of tea.

I always wanted to enjoy my cup of 'Cham' every morning. But the nature of my job denies it.

In order to make a nice cup of tea, you must 1st know the taste of each ingredient. Just like how you understands everyone in your department, how they do their work, how much can they willing to scacrifice their time.

What they want in return by the end of the day.

Secondly, you must know how much the amount of milk, tea and coffee to add in. Just like how u distribute work,but bear in mind that, adding too much like will make the tea taste awful. If you like coffee, add a decent amount, and not overdo it, else the taste of the coffee will 'covered' up all the others ingredient's taste.

Anyone can make a cup of tea, but to make a cup of tea that suits everyone is not what anyone can do.

Once Upon A Time...

In a Far Far Away land call Bolehland, where people are protected againts news from outside world and social views...

There was 3 brothers, people will call them buddy from hell ("Bloody Hell")

The Big Brother got an inspiration to open a bakery shop on an island. He sells all sorts of bread.

Then being a citizen in Bolehland, medium brother also follow(copy-cat), but he wants to be special, so he market his bread brilliantly. His bread is made without egg (Tiada Telur...)

The youngest brother thought it will be great to be part of the legacy, he too wants to be special, 

he decided to sell only Doughnut (Depan boleh, belakang pun boleh...) 

Embrace yourself for IMPACT!!!

Finally someone from the Cabinet admits that we are in deep shit! 

and ask us to embrace it until the end of 2010... Now this makes me wonder...

RECESSION RECESSION RECESSION!!!

Recession is like Period, juz that it happens 10-15 yrs every interval, and each time it hit us, IT HIT HARD ON US~!  And it last an awful 2 -5 yrs depending on the action taken. Eg : Stimulus Package.

When it happened on '97 i was still sucking milk, but times are bad back then, now its even worse, 

cuz when everyone is worried sick about their future, our minister can still laugh.

And approve toll hikes prior one month ahead then decided to put it on hold UNDEFINITELY when the day comes, just to create suspense!!! 

I meant its either fark-lah is sleeping in meetings or he is trying hard to show that he is ignorant, and i don't find that he is CARING  Okey!!! Deciding things last minute shows that he is indecisive!

And so i am really sick of malaysia daily news, it is as entertaining as entertainment news, and i give no fuck to entertainment news, in fact i've stop reading both of them.When the whole world is trying hard to recover from the economy crisis, we are here bashing each other,  tips and tricks here and there. Just for the sake of publicity. 

How can u concentrate on the current situation when you are worrying on something else???

You are not a LADY, you cannot Multitask!!! And even though you can, you cannot excel in it!!!!

And if this attitude is going to go on, in the next election, "WHOEVER WIN, WE the rakyat LOSE" 

RON 97 to cost more in Malaysia

SYABAS Malaysia!!! Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Minister Datuk Shahrir Samad you fucked all malaysian again.

the reason given on why RON 97 will cost more because " He said this was to encourage consumers to use RON95, which was cheaper compared to RON97."

Then when everyone is using RON 95 , the demand gets higher they will complaint the cost of the subsidise is their burden, they will scarp it, that time we are really fucked up lor...RON 97 will cost 50cents more and minus the subsidise of RON 95 it will be like what? I  really cannot imagine lor...

Here's my suggestion, why not RON 97 stick with it, RM1.80, and RON 95 just sell it like how they judge the price of RON 97. then WE the RAKYAT will choose, and not YOU (Shahrir Samad) choose for US!

THIS IS Called Democracy!!! Our buying power is already so damn low, yet , you come out with all this silly approach to fuck with us... It may sound nice you are trying to help, but this is how all the rapist lure their victims!!!

Its Streamyx again...

Not Too long Ago (to be exact a year and a half)... I subscribe the ONLY broadband available in Malaysia back then, the service like any other bussinesses it was "Cekap" when it somes to marketing and promotions... So me being silly (or rather sohai) sign up the package, this is when i know what was hell actually feels like...Imagine u paid and get screwed how bad is that? to add salt (pepper and chili) to the wound , they actually fuck u right up without any notification...

1) Unlimited Broadband access - Its limited ok!!! due to the fact that , in one month i dun exactly get 7 x 24 hours of surfing. it MUST be interrupted no matter what. Although they say speed is at best efford, but i doubt they put in any afford lor... Its either slow connection or frequent disconnectivity.

2) Call Center - When you call them up to complaint , You must at least wait 5-10 mins, i think they really suffering from this bussiness providing such low-efficient service hence getting so many complaints daily...To make matter worse each time you call, the agents treats u like a small kid, 1st they ask you to do troubleshooting, come'on la...you think we all first time calling you mer? I think this is why all the subscribers need to wait so long to lodge a complaint.

But the do make improvement, i remember the first generations of streamyx agents will ask u to create a NEW manual dialer AFTER asking you to restart ur modem and using direct connection.

then the 2nd generation, they will ask you to flush the dns, and also again restart the modem...

There was this one time, they even asked me to unplug my phone line for fucking 15 mins just to let the system knows i am disconnected, this is so not making sense!!! TELEKOM MALAYSIA hire not only stupid MANAGEMENT STAFF, but this fucking stupid MANAGEMENT STAFF in return HIRE OR OUTSOURCE TO EVEN DUMB AGENTS as CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENTS. Don't they have any knowledge on networking? we are talking fucking 15 mins here ok!!!

and the 3rd generation , they've improved, they will play this ULTRA loud silly women screaming while u're waiting for ur agent for u to screw. She SCREAM like this " MAKE SURE UR DSL LIKE IS SCATTERLY LITE, and not BLINKING." " TRY TURNING YOUR MODEM ON AND OFF ".

Then finally you are thru, speaking to the agents, the line get disconnected, you've got to go thru all over again, only this time, they say they will change the port for you... Right after that, you CANNOT ONLINE anymore!!! and guess what, they pretty part is that, its friday!

That makes you no connections for 3 days, because this technician (Specialist idiots) don't work 24 x 7 you see .

And i notice nowadays they high tech d, can change your IP for you...I thought initially STREAMYX is using Dynamic IP, suddenly they can change your IP, they must be treating user like really stupid kid. I would not want to waste my time dealing with small fry, cause that does not satify my urge... 

Again, I Salute you Government of Malaysia for the appointment of such dumb Minister and therefore awarding TM to provide such service to screw your citizens upside down...

Chinese New Year Came and Went

21,Mahjong,Poker, Yee Sang, Cookies, Cakes and lots of lots of food...This is how i spend my CNY. And i am still in the CNY holiday mood!!

Broke my new year resolution towards the last week of january...damn sad over it.

I am looking forward for the year of moo(Cow) , somehow or rather i feel like a bull, energize ready to go. Just like when i drive, when i am the 1st car at the tracfic light, i am always when the light turns green, provided i did not slip the clutch and the car died-_-"...damn lame okie??esspecially my 30 yrs sister sitting beside me and laugh loudly...

So how i spend my CNY, i basically stayed in pj and did not went back to hometown, which was quite sad, cause i wanted to go back so badly...anyways, had great time with friends over mahjong, with everyone else winning, left me losing :( but no worries, not much...not much...just few thousand cents...muahahaha

I am not going to celebrate valentine this year!!! mainly due to working and still am single..hehe
enjoying bachelor's life wei....

Waiting For This!!!

yeah...

Ong Ah...This Year Sure Ong!!!

Gong Xi Gong Xi

Gong Xi Gong Xi

This Chinese New Year is going to be a very quiet Chinese New Year, due to the fact is that Mum is pretty conservative with money these days...

But worry no more, we still have mandarin oranges, shandy and mahjong tiles ready!!!

So we are going to mahjong all day and night, regardless the labu airport is going to be built or not, malaysia is going to be in recession state a not, Badawi is staying in malaysia built hotel in abu dhabi a not...

So yeah...this year we are celebrating without abalone and shark fin...say NO to cruelty ma right??

this will be safely kept at palace group for the time being...

Everything is ready, mahjong tiles, drinks, cookies, mandarin oranges!!!

I've clean my room, but it still looks the same...Some stuff are good to be leave it as it is...hehe

But my room is clean!!!

Hope you guys lou sang lou until foong san shui hei in this Ox year!!

So everyone dun be ngong cow cow sit at home this chinese new year okie?must go out cow luis!

Beyoncé - I wish I was the boy in the music video...

Beyoncé - If I Were A Boy

I knew she sing pretty well, but what I did not know is that she looks good too!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVTyLqkez6A

colbie caillat - Those little things...

Decided to put all together-gether...

Guess what, I'm waiting for 8 am to come...
This is what I do besides work...
Its Caturday by the way~~~

品冠 - 那些女孩教我的事


品冠 戴佩妮 - 半生熟


品冠 - 爱情不能作比较



This one must post cause the girl in jay chou's mtv all very chun~~

Jay Chou - Qi Li Xiang


周杰伦 - 断了的玄


周杰伦 梁心颐 - 珊瑚海



周杰伦 - 说好的幸福呢




周杰倫 - 給我一首歌的時間
This girl very Hot!~

品冠 - 後來的我們

品冠 - 後來的我們

Things i DID Again When I'm Bored @ Work!
(At least I'm not asleep)

品冠 梁靜茹 - 明明很愛你

品冠 梁靜茹 - 明明很愛你

Things I Do When I'm Still Bored @ WORK (II)...

Way Back Into Love - 品冠 & 梁靜茹

Way Back Into Love - 品冠 & 梁靜茹

Things I Do When I'm Bored @ WORK!

New Year Eve...

Its the last day of 2008, i am so glad and happy i don't have to work today and i ate my lunch d...Because when i work i tend to miss my lunch, that's so sick right??

Its NEW YEAR's Eve so i insist myself of writing something to mark it.
Let me tell you , this year actually quite sad wan...because I'm still single, thanks to my gutless balls...but i tend to tell myself concentrate on work 1st.Excuses ma, like they say, when money comes women comes.But that's not the case now, because I'm so broke and not moving anywhere with my current career path:( sedih can?
Friends also not many, I think my left right hand also still got space to fill in my friends name.

And I haven't watch any concert yet, i am 24 liow...Concert could be fun~i think...
Did not go to any trips after graduation, that is another sad case...
Did not go to any adventure,also sad case...
But one thing i am happy is that at times I happy alone, but alone also lonely la, no one to share happiness and sadness like now...

I wish all kukujiao and faraj reading this a HAPPY NEW YEAR, MAY WE ALL SURVIVE the year of OX/BULL/2009!!

Farewell 2008!!!

8 is consider as a lucky number for Chinese because "ONG" ma!!
even my car number plate has 2 Eight...initially was three "8" but my neighbour took it away days ahead from me...I was pissed, but nevermind, neighbour ma, we must love out neighbours right?

Well, start 2008 with a BOOM? Not for me...
Let me recap what I have achieve this year alone, still carrying huge debt and it gets bigger after i got a car...Then manage not to have any savings, even after i changed job, it was like jumping from a hot pan into fire sort of transition, therefore i am not happy about it and blog less...

Not enjoying my holiday because it was either i was sick or someone close to me is sick:(
Don't get me wrong, i am still single, and looking forward for a relationship, a serious wan larrr. But this morning i read my zodiac, its not very promising, so i guess i got to stick to the same old plan, get a better job, set this objective in 2007 but 2 years down the road i am still minghaw...damn!

no matter what 2009 i must help the economy to recover!!!i must go travelling!!!
That concludes no savings for 2009 again perhaps??

Then i realise my family is important to me and i am still lack behind of it.
Then beginning of this year, suddenly a little devil bursted out!!!
started tearing the house apart, everytime he visits, there is a mayhem...he is Wen-Burqe, my nephew...very cute even when he cries...too bad i am in office now and cannot show u his pictures.

I will blog about his birthday soon!!
I also plan to get a camera next year...guess a huge lubang in the pocket again!!!
How come 2008 like nothing wan???this post suppose to summarize what i have done in 2008 and not what to do in 2009...Damn!!

everyone is doing it...

It seems to me that no one reads this blog anymore,not even myself because there wasn't any comment for me reply, initially it started of like a diary, then some add-on's here and there.

So what's up to me lately, spending huge amount of time on facebook, everyone i know is doing it so why not?

Working, a lesson learned the other day was never, NEVER leave your employee spare time, because they will eventually shaking balls scratching tits and start thinking what to do with their spare time, 9 out of 10 will not do anything beneficial to them self let alone the to the company.

Things to do in office...when u have nothing else better to do

1)Gossips - Talk about politics, who is taking second wife...
2)Telling lame jokes over and over again.
3)Take a nap, then talk about politics again
4)Backstabbing (Thinks how to get it started and get out clean).
5)Thinking what to eat for dinner, supper,and breakfast for tomorrow, lunch for tomorrow etc etc...
6)Thinking the most effective way to earn maximum amount of money in a short time, without considering the feelings of others.
7)Surf the internet see Abby manage to divorced Norman a not.
8)Look at the calender see when is the next public holiday.(My company encourage people to plan their Annual leave well ahead, but these jokers are so efficient, that everyone plans for everyone, ironic isn't)
9)Log onto Mudah dot com to auction their superbike VIRAGO.
10)Forever checking on Jobstreet but never sees them resigning.
11)Talks hell a lot about programming but doesn't even understand simple computing.
12)Thinks how to push away responsibility and not rectifying the problem when mistake is made. The main reason you guys are making mistake and not sure how to do is because slackers does not understand the meaning of practice makes perfect!


I do not understand why some people are busy working their asses off, and some people are so damn free , i think its in their blood, agree?

Surprisingly Singapore achieve their independence few years later than Malaysia but look where they are now in the world, and Malaysia is still suffering despite all the great effort everyone is doing.This is due to BAD management.Indecisive people.or rather wrong decision makers ;-/